Cheeky is on Facebook

Ok due to Eddyboi’s raving review of Facebook, cheeky decided to sign up for an account just to see what actually is the big deal about it. A quick browse of the networks reveal that Facebook is indeed a class apart from Friendster. For one thing, there are less of those childish, preening 16, 17 years old punks infesting the social networking website. What you get is a different demographic group altogether, a more mature sophisticated network of preening working adults ( Heck, even cheeky’s boss is on Facebook).

Over at Friendster, you have impressionable teenagers sending smileys (yawn….) to their friends or posting lengthy praising testimonials of their friends (Tish gurl here ish miie sista.. real blood sista.. she horx berii cuttiex derr lorrx.. hehex.. ii love euu manz.. ) just so they hope these friends could reciprocate the same gesture on their profiles. How lame is that? No no no. We uber-cool people @Facebook (see how Cheeky make use of the abbreviation in this context, how cool is that) do things a little differently with a bit more class because we know life is more than just a popularity test. Over @Facebook we don’t do smileys. We poke people and if you feel you are up to it, you can even mass poke a whole group of people till your hearts content, and the amazing thing is, Facebook actually limit the number of pokes you can use just so to make sure your poke is a high quality one. So right now cheeky is busy contemplating, selecting and compiling a list of people to poke over the weekend and if you are game enough, why don’t you sign up too and give cheeky a few pokes here and there.

Cheeky’s Poking Checklist

Individuals to be poked:
1) Maria Ozawa and Sora Aoi (Cheeky is gonna to poke you like you never been poked before)
2) Jeanette Aw
3) Jessica Alba
4) Rui En
5) Lin Ziling
6) Jeon Ji Hyun

Groups to be mass poked:
1) All the female newscasters @Channelnewsasia
2) All the female journalists @Straits Times (only the chio ones, so the likes of Ong Sor Fern, Cheong Suk Wai can go poke themselves)
3) All the gorgeous people who had ever graced the cover of FHM

Groups to be mass poked with a large object:
1) PAP (you guys are so gonna to be poked for all the price hikes in recent months)
2) Singnet (here’s a court order so shut the hell up and lay still . . . and stop crying!)