Breaking News!!!! Jack Neo’s Sex Menu

March 9, 2010 at 3:53 pm 2 comments

Dear readers, the following news we are going to break are sibeh breaking indeed. According to a credible source, certain contracts drafted by J Team Productions for it’s female artistes come with certain clauses typed in font size 3. Yes, how sneaky indeed! These are usually located at a separate page affixed to the main contract and given only to female artistes who are not fat and doesn’t look like Patricia Mok. Below is a short sample graciously provided by our source for our viewing pleasure. We salute you sista!

Role                                          Tokens needed

Calefare                                   1 soft lotion hand job
Calefare with dialogues            1 BJ
3rd Supporting Actress            1 BJ + 1 tit-wank
2nd Supporting Actress           1 BJ + 1 tit-wank + 1 Fuck
1st Supporting Actress            1 BJ + 1 tit-wank + 1 Fuck + 1 Golden Shower
Lead Actress                            All of the above + multiple entries


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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Uncle Wang Kit  |  December 10, 2010 at 10:42 am

    naughty naughty jack neo joke! he WANG KIT like me

    but he allowed out me noh I stay behind helmet

    mon 8:30 & sat midday on Okto u see my terrible helmet accident in trousers

    more better dan Jack Neo cum blast, naughty naughty naughty

  • 2. norinedavid63502  |  April 8, 2016 at 12:15 pm

    Seit heute Nachmittag hab ich Bauchschmerzen vom Lachen. Click


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