World class security in action

April 8, 2007 at 7:23 am 7 comments

Scene: Somewhere, don’t know where but somewhere in an internationally renowned airport

A mother and daughter approaching the departure gates. Mother 30 plus, daughter about 9 years of age. They stop in front of a rotund slightly obese female security officer

Female security officer: Mdm I need you to take off your shoes.

Daughter: Mummy why they want you to take off your shoes hah?

Mummy: Oh becos they scare I put bomb in my shoes wor.

Female security officer: Excuse me, what did you say?

Mummy: I said you scare I put bombs in my shoes wor.

Female security officer: Kanninah, say again

Mummy: I SAID YOU SCARE I PUT BOOOOMBS IN MY SHOE WOR!

Female security officer: CHAO CHEEBYE. *whistle* Stephen over here!

A rotund obese male security officer swagger over

Male security officer: Yo?

Female security officer: This bitch said bomb twice

Male security officer: NABEH!

Mummy: I was only explaining to my daughter wat!

Female security officer: Doesn’t matter. you said bomb twice.

Mummy: You also said wat!

Female security officer: Doesn’t matter. I wear uniform. I tua kee.

Male security officer: Wah cannot. Very serious must inform sarge already

Male security officer: *talking over his walkie talkie* Neh to sarge, neh to sarge. Roger over

Sarge over walkie talkie: Apa deh?

Male security officer: Sarge, problem here, someone mentioned the word bomb twice

Sarge over walkie talkie: *gasp* CHEEBYE! BE RIGHT THERE!

A skinny sergeant swagger over

Sarge: Nabeh did you say BOMB!

Female security officer: Sarge not the girl lah, the mother

Sarge: Nabeh did you say BOMB!

Mummy: I was only trying to explain to my daughter! Aiyoh

Sarge: CANNOT! YOU CANNOT ANYHOW SAY BOMB! CANNOT WAN! This one very serious

Female security officer: Sarge so how?

Sarge: Think must inform state police.

Mummy and daughter slap foreheads. DIU

.
After 20 minutes of clarification

State Police: Cheebye

Sarge: Tell me about it

State Police : Referring to you lah dickhead!

Cont: Mdm I’m very sorry over the whole incident but that’s what you get when you outsourced everything to monkeys

*turning to the three monkeys* cheebye, next time use a bit of common sense can?

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10 minutes later, an Indian man rushing towards the depature gate

Indian man: Excuse me, is this the gate to catch the flight to Bombay?

Female security officer: KANNINAH what did you say?

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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. obfuscated  |  April 9, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    Ha ha ha. Welcome back. *throws confetti*

    Reply
  • 2. obfuscated  |  April 9, 2007 at 12:01 pm

    Ha ha ha. Welcome back.

    Reply
  • 3. moomooman  |  April 10, 2007 at 7:58 am

    Haha. This is classic cheeky style.

    Reply
  • 4. Angel  |  April 11, 2007 at 1:58 am

    Actually, I recieved an email about this incident… so sad that this actually happened in SG.. your version is really more colourful.. too bad i deleted already or I could send t tat woman for a good luff.. ;)

    Reply
  • 5. Sibeh Sian  |  April 11, 2007 at 5:41 am

    *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

    Cheeky is the best :D!

    Reply
  • 6. Rajan Rishyakaran » Blog Archive » Bomb!  |  April 12, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    […] read to understand. Or a more accurate version, the actual email (via Sharon): Subject: A FAMILY HOLIDAY […]

    Reply
  • 7. Zhe Bin  |  April 22, 2007 at 8:41 am

    Classic!

    Reply

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