Cheeky Times Launches “The Peasant”

December 25, 2006 at 2:13 pm 15 comments

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With the successful launch of our superficial entertainment and lifestyle magazine, Cheeky Times follow up with something more intellectual this time round. “The Peasant”, a news and current affairs magazine aims to provide you with the same investigative reporting and thorough analysis that are our trademark by now. In this first issue, we focus on the issue of foreign talents, specifically permanent residents (PR). We compiled and compiled, contemplate and contemplate before finally selected and profiled 50 PRs aka ‘prospective Singaporean’ whom we think are the best among the craps that we have seen plentifully in this country so far and subjected them to the citizenship test.

Except:

1) Pick out the Singapore flag from the diagram below:

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2) Who is this bloke?

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a) His Excellency, The President of Singapore, SR Nathan
b) Mutu the prata seller
c) Just another bangla

3) Link the respective logos to their Party’s Name

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4) What is Fiona Xie cup size?

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a) C
b) D
c) E
d) I have to tease it, slurp it, fondle it, caress it, feel it, cup it, squeeze it, suck it, press my whole face into it before I can deduce the size

5) Would you let your sons serve NS?

a) Haha
b) Hahaha

6) What are they celebrating about?

The colourful confetti showered down on members of the new CEC as thunderous applause brought the evening to a close.

a) Economy is doing well and unemployment rate is down
b) Team Singapore has amassed 8 golds at the recently concluded DOHA games
c) They are all getting a pay raise soon

7) Majulah Singapura was composed by:

a) The image “https://i0.wp.com/library.thinkquest.org/12405/media/HTp175_-_zubir.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.
b) lws.jpg
c) suhaimi.jpg

8) Who are the Members of Parliaments for Aljunied GRC

a) https://i2.wp.com/www.gzwh.gov.cn/movieshow/okphoto/yingxing/photo_yingxing/gangtai/boy/5566/pic02/pic02.jpg

b) The image “https://i0.wp.com/www.channelnewsasia.com/imagegallery/store/php3ylINg.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

c)

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15 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Ah_9  |  December 25, 2006 at 3:44 pm

    Haaaa!

    Reply
  • 2. moomooman  |  January 1, 2007 at 5:19 am

    Good one!!! Happy New Year!! Hope to see more such entries in 2007!!!

    Reply
  • 3. eddyboi  |  January 1, 2007 at 6:32 am

    lol!!!!! :D

    Reply
  • 4. moomooman  |  January 3, 2007 at 4:22 am

    I forgot to ask…. what’s the answer to question 4? Do I have the option to try answer d?

    Reply
  • 5. Sibeh Sian  |  January 4, 2007 at 5:32 am

    Do I get a discount if I subscribe this together with WALAU? Will there be more pics of Fiona Xie?

    Reply
  • 6. cheeky  |  January 5, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    moomooman:of cos it’t the last one lah.
    sibehsian: sure sure. naked one or not naked one

    Reply
  • 7. Sibeh Sian  |  January 8, 2007 at 3:13 am

    Both I also want, heh heh heh :)

    Reply
  • 8. Harro!  |  April 11, 2007 at 3:47 am

    What happens if real Singaporean’s fail the test?

    Reply
  • 9. celluloidrealitys  |  April 11, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    lol!

    Reply
  • 10. mel  |  April 11, 2007 at 7:29 pm

    I totally love no. 3.

    Reply
  • […] I pass! I’m eligible for citizenship! […]

    Reply
  • 12. yanzzz  |  April 13, 2007 at 9:31 am

    nonsense leh ~~
    damn funni hor

    Reply
  • 13. erosver  |  April 16, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    lol

    Reply
  • 14. momo  |  August 20, 2007 at 7:48 am

    hahax funny ^^ keep it up

    Reply
  • 15. TAN SIN YINE  |  April 2, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    THEY VERY PREVERT WHY MUST KNOW FIONA XIE CUP SIZE?

    Reply

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