美人鱼 My ASS

July 20, 2005 at 5:30 am 58 comments

Cheeky is in a very bad mood now because some bugger came and spoiled his day earlier on. You see cheeky was happily doing some shopping along orchard road when some motherfucka bugger approached cheeky and hassled him to no end for no motherfucka reason.

Bugger: Can you help me find 美人鱼?
Cheeky: Simi?
Bugger: 美人鱼. I want to find 美人鱼
Cheeky: Simi 美人鱼?
Bugger: 美人鱼 lah. I want you to help me find 美人鱼!
Cheeky: Hello I don’t know what the fuck you are talking about?
Bugger: I DON”T CARE! I DON’T CARE! I WANT 美人鱼!
Cheeky: Fuck off lah. I don’t know any 美人鱼
Bugger: You are lying. I WANT 美人鱼! I WANT 美人鱼!
Cheeky: Ni Nabeh. You want 美人鱼 is it?
Bugger: Yah yah. Quick quick bring me to see 美人鱼

So cheeky being a good Samaritan, brought him to see his 美人鱼. Here’s your fucking 美人鱼 you fucking chao cheebye.

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  • 1. lunnatic  |  July 20, 2005 at 6:34 am

    Hmm.. did you translate his words into English? He doesn’t know English.. He only knows 圆的不能拿, 扁的才能拿。 Wahahaha! :p

    Reply
  • 2. curious george  |  July 20, 2005 at 7:13 am

    ROTFL

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  • 3. gena  |  July 20, 2005 at 8:59 am

    Lol I’ve quite had enough of him saying “wo yao mei ren yu” in the 7 o’clock show.

    Reply
  • 4. Anonymous  |  July 20, 2005 at 10:21 am

    Entertaining as usual :)

    Reply
  • 5. Lexandria  |  July 20, 2005 at 2:08 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS A GOOD READ!

    I must admit, he is damn annoying!

    Worse than the crazy frog who’s considered to be the most annoying thing.

    Crazy Frog met his match!!

    Reply
  • 6. MQube  |  July 20, 2005 at 4:51 pm

    Hahahahaha!!!! This tops it all!!!

    I had to control my laughter while reading this in office!

    *guffaws*

    Reply
  • 7. wonka  |  July 20, 2005 at 5:13 pm

    Haha, this is a good one! I was half guessing what you would do. Didn’t think of the merlion at all.

    Reply
  • 8. Shion  |  July 20, 2005 at 6:01 pm

    Mutherfucking rock !

    Reply
  • 9. ah fatt's fan  |  July 20, 2005 at 6:28 pm

    Great to see you blog more often recently. Funny, though short. Maybe Ah Fatt can help the bugger find his mermaid??

    Reply
  • 10. bananabf  |  July 20, 2005 at 6:59 pm

    Damn,i am irritated by that stupid yang2 too, stop watching partly, no greatly, because of him…bleeehhhhhh

    Reply
  • 11. MARZ  |  July 20, 2005 at 7:08 pm

    YEah…
    nice 1 sia…

    Reply
  • 12. Bubblemunche  |  July 20, 2005 at 8:35 pm

    Vulgarly fucking good. You’re my fav Ah Beng :D!

    Reply
  • 13. Ah 9  |  July 20, 2005 at 8:44 pm

    bwahahahahahahaha!!

    Reply
  • 14. Jessi  |  July 20, 2005 at 11:00 pm

    LOL! he’s really a damn irritating fellow. hehee..

    Reply
  • 15. ah fatt's fan  |  July 20, 2005 at 11:23 pm

    Wonkytong, my deepest condolence to your blogsphere being hacked. This hacker is simply disgusting to the core.

    Cheeky, kindly change your password fast.

    Reply
  • 16. aud  |  July 21, 2005 at 2:00 am

    muahahahahhaha… i think he’s the ultimate idiot of all the idiots in Ch8 shows…

    Reply
  • 17. Anonymous  |  July 21, 2005 at 2:47 am

    great to see u blogging more often

    —akira`ger

    Reply
  • 18. Zhe Bin  |  July 21, 2005 at 3:48 am

    haha obviously you’re sick of his role. but so am i! next will be ruan mian mian i tell u.

    Reply
  • 19. eXpro  |  July 21, 2005 at 4:09 am

    wah lao. cheeky, u damm pro sia. love ur post to the max

    Reply
  • 20. felinesaredivine  |  July 21, 2005 at 4:42 am

    ruan mian mian will go 你要相信我,你要相信我。我真的没有害你!
    mediacorp shld use some creativity in writing the dialogues.. and stop using so many idiotic characters!

    Reply
  • 21. Anonymous  |  July 21, 2005 at 5:03 am

    This fellow has no shame at all.

    http://niche102.blog.com/

    Reply
  • 22. Anonymous  |  July 21, 2005 at 5:17 am

    hahas..realli damn farnie sia

    Reply
  • 23. similan  |  July 21, 2005 at 5:44 am

    nice. your a darn funny writer.

    Reply
  • 24. -Decipher-  |  July 21, 2005 at 6:50 am

    I hate Portrait of Home (aka Tong Xin Yuan) for three reasons.

    1) I hate Dayang (Pierre Png).
    2) I hate Fyn (Lin Xiang Ping).
    3) I HATE, HATE BAOZHU (Cynthia Koh) right down to the very nucleic centre of her puny heart.

    Reply
  • 25. becca  |  July 21, 2005 at 7:25 am

    Haha! Love it; your way of getting back at his non stop “mei ren yu”.

    Reply
  • 26. missy-j  |  July 21, 2005 at 5:09 pm

    wah! I can’t stand that show! so many stupid people. (ie. pierre png’s character, that vietnam girl and terence cao’s character’s wife)

    Reply
  • 27. Anonymous  |  July 21, 2005 at 6:52 pm

    >>This fellow has no shame at all.
    >>http://niche102.blog.com/

    I browse through, even the Aunt Agony is similar except name modification.

    Even had his face posted. OMG.

    Reply
  • 28. Mrs Reeves  |  July 21, 2005 at 11:02 pm

    diaoz……….. i was wondering this encounter is real or fake… but i tink it’s fake la hor… -.-

    Reply
  • 29. Anonymous  |  July 21, 2005 at 11:04 pm

    The fact that you guys hated the characters shows that the artists have succeed in their role.Esp that baozhu. dammed good acting.

    Reply
  • 30. ranvier  |  July 21, 2005 at 11:57 pm

    Lol~ It’s funny sia. Thanks.

    Reply
  • 31. Anonymous  |  July 22, 2005 at 9:25 pm

    I hate those annoying whinny idoits
    Dun understand why channel 8 love them so much
    First there’s Mo Jing Jing (holland V)
    Now there’s Dayang–for goodness sake, he is mistakng pityness for love
    And I cant stand MeiRenYu (she keeps on putting that i-am-so-kind face every espisode.)
    Ruan mianmian sucks too.
    imagine 3 assholes in one drama. ohmigod

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  • 32. ningx  |  July 23, 2005 at 5:55 am

    Eh but sometimes I pity him leh. Mei Ren Yu all the time but that stupid girl wants to be with the psycho Shandong.

    Next time write about Bao Zhu, okay? Remember to throw eggs, hor.

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  • 33. Kai  |  July 23, 2005 at 9:23 pm

    man, cheeky, that was really first class. blog more

    Reply
  • 34. JanK  |  July 23, 2005 at 11:38 pm

    hahaha… that was funny! *thumbs up*

    xoxo Jank

    Reply
  • 35. m|sTy  |  July 24, 2005 at 3:33 am

    lolx… you make a good scriptwriter… ^_^

    Reply
  • 36. lili  |  July 24, 2005 at 8:12 pm

    aiya cheeky you should have told him you kidnapped his mei ren yu and ask him for ransom. he will gong gong give you few thousands.

    then you can share half with me. fwahaha!

    anyway u’re damn funny, hackers better dun hack your blog, or i will HACK them. lol

    Reply
  • 37. KwokSiong  |  July 26, 2005 at 6:33 am

    what kind of post is this? haha

    Reply
  • 38. suspiciousbastard  |  July 27, 2005 at 1:53 am

    Haha, damn funny. You made me feel less angry.

    Reply
  • 39. Ms'Wenny  |  July 27, 2005 at 10:14 pm

    i thought this is yu wei shi? lol.

    Reply
  • 40. nad~  |  July 28, 2005 at 7:37 pm

    mei ren yu!!!! hahahaha.

    lol. i enjoy the show though :)

    Reply
  • 41. Hermit  |  July 28, 2005 at 8:50 pm

    hehe haha hoho!!!
    cheeky can you help me find my 美人鱼 too? plsssssssss?

    Reply
  • 42. Anonymous  |  July 29, 2005 at 11:55 am

    lol this is good!!

    Reply
  • 43. wizzy  |  July 30, 2005 at 2:43 am

    i hate that show! first its yangyang, then baozhu, then ruan mian mian, then fyn, then now its shaodong. too many crazy people in it for my liking.

    Reply
  • 44. Artkruger Letchmi  |  July 30, 2005 at 10:11 pm

    haiyoh…. you are getting lazy to post new entries!!!

    Reply
  • 45. Anonymous  |  July 31, 2005 at 6:31 pm

    hahahahaa

    Reply
  • 46. ichigo  |  August 2, 2005 at 11:37 pm

    Seriously, what is the merlion called in chinese??? I just cannot remember it!!

    Reply
  • 47. bobochacha  |  August 3, 2005 at 1:31 am

    鱼尾狮!

    Reply
  • 48. ivanny  |  August 4, 2005 at 1:07 am

    haha… hilarious…

    Reply
  • 49. Dead Poet  |  August 5, 2005 at 2:22 am

    This is so funny. Thanks for the post cheeky.

    Reply
  • 50. Anonymous  |  August 6, 2005 at 8:15 am

    CRITICAL NEED !!!
    UPDATES!!
    PLEASE!!

    Reply
  • 51. ah fatt's fan  |  August 11, 2005 at 7:25 pm

    Nabeh….. 3 weeks already still no updates. Waiting for the durians to fall is it??

    Reply
  • 52. the Dark Lord  |  August 12, 2005 at 2:08 am

    dumb larhz….. it is mermaid oso NOT merlion…. siao bo???

    Reply
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