Cheeky was a forum guest

February 8, 2005 at 8:05 pm 26 comments

Cheeky was recently invited to a forum to talk about issues concerning blogging. Cheeky was rather hesitative because he has only blog for a little more than 7 months. Shouldn’t they invite more established and renowned bloggers like Mr Brown, Miyagi san or Xiaxue. But the organizers reassured cheeky that he had all the pedigree to attend the forum as a guest, which by the way was conducted on a grand scale. On such a grand scale my foot. The forum was actually held at the void deck of Blk 123 at Ang Mo Kio Ave 3. But cheeky forgave them on account of having a few hot chicks among the measly number of audiences who has came far and wide to hear cheeky speaks. The forum went well and cheeky obliged the organizer for a Q and A session. The audience were polite until one particular bugger came forward and started to be rude.

Bugger: Hello Mr Cheebye. Opps sorry, Mr Cheeky. My name is Xia Lan. Just to let you know first, I’m a fucking smart undergrad from NUS. I’m majoring in English and Political Science and currently I’m also the star debater in my varsity team, so you jolly well don’t fuck around with half fuck replies to my questions. Lim Peh got a few questions to ask you.
Cheeky: Eh… nice to meet you Xia Lan. Shoot.
Bugger: I came across your blog a few days ago. It’s fucking distasteful. Full of explicit languages and strong sexual contents. What the fuck do you think you are doing. Do you know kids can easily access your blog? You have no fucking moral values. Shame on you.
Cheeky: Haha. Firstly, just to reassure you. You don’t put your life at risk by labeling me as someone with no moral values. Now about your comment concerning my blog. Frankly speaking, I can’t do anything about kids accessing my blog. I got no control over such matter. The final responsibility ultimately lies with the parents. If you are not happy with what’s written, don’t read it, ban your kids from reading it. It’s that simple.
Bugger: For your info, I don’t need your fucking reassurance. Another question. Do you think there’s a need for stipulation and rules when it comes to blogging.
Cheeky: I don’t think there’s a need. Blogging is our last avenue for voicing out our opinions in Singapore. By restricting it with so many rules will only dwindle the number of Singaporean who still has the sense of mind to think and argue about certain issue in the Internet domain.
Bugger: Fuck you. With no rules and law in place, how can we be sure that bloggers will not abuse the freedom accorded to them. Even the most enlightened blogger with no checks in place will gradually abused the rights of free speech.
Cheeky: Hahaha. I think you over exaggerate the issues. How old is your father?
Bugger: Fuck you. You don’t anyhow talk about my father hor.
Cheeky: Relax lah. I only want to ask about his age mah.
Bugger: My father is fucking plus years old. Nabeh, I mean he’s fifty plus years old. What the fuck you want?
Cheeky: If he’s 50 plus, then he will remember. You are not going to influence the whole society simply just by voicing out an opinion let alone blogging. People are smart. They are not going to believe everything they read or heard.
Bugger: One more question, but I warn you don’t talk about my father again hah.
Cheeky: Sure. Lets talk about your mother instead.
Bugger: Fuck you. You don’t try to be funny hor. Back to my question. How come I left several comments on your blog, only one managed to get a reply?
Cheeky: Hello. Your comments only consist of =), =0, ;-p and :-D. How the fuck am I going to reply. If you are so unhappy about it, go and start your own blog lah. You know how to start a blog right? You don’t know hor, I have friends who can help you.
Bugger: Nabeh cheebye. Are you trying to be sarcastic? I’m very tu lang already. After this forum, you better check your back while walking back. You won’t know what the fuck just hit you.

And so the forum ended on a rather sour note. The organizer did a good job restraining the bugger from hurting cheeky and thank goodness, no one else hantam Cheeky while he was walking back to the bus stop. After this incident, cheeky don’t think he’s game for another stint as a forum guest because his balls are not made of steel. And yes, the bugger was damn xia lan

A note to the organizer: Next time if you are thinking of inviting someone to your forum, at least has the good sense to send him/her back in a cab.


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26 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Fat Fingers  |  February 7, 2005 at 11:36 pm

    hahaha that’s a good one! :D

  • 2. JanK  |  February 8, 2005 at 12:50 am

    wa lau eh.. i agree with you sia. the bugger was dan xialan. lol.

    xoxo Jank

  • 3. apple talks  |  February 8, 2005 at 1:19 am

    geeez that’s quite familiar :P

  • 4. GaaraGooN  |  February 8, 2005 at 3:39 am

    Hahaha.. Pretty quick-witted of you

  • 5. Ah 9  |  February 8, 2005 at 3:43 am

    De ~Ja Vu~!

  • 6. Anonymous  |  February 8, 2005 at 6:32 am

    hey first time commenting here. you are really gd at spoof-ing stuff! hah. Love ur entry on irc chat too.

  • 7. en  |  February 8, 2005 at 6:37 am

    man did that reallyy happen?? hahaa

  • 8. Daniel  |  February 8, 2005 at 6:51 am

    Haha, your alternate persona, oops, I mean this ‘bugger’, is damn rude!

  • 9. spatick  |  February 8, 2005 at 7:31 am

    absolute pristine satire!

  • 10. Anonymous  |  February 8, 2005 at 7:44 am

    Lol. tastefully done :P great blog ^^


  • 11. Bubblemunche  |  February 8, 2005 at 9:17 am

    Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant :D! You’re like the enlightened despot of satires :D!

  • 12. KwokSiong  |  February 8, 2005 at 9:32 am

    Hmm, is it just me? Or are you trying to imitate your version of Jamie vs LKY?

  • 13. Zen|th  |  February 8, 2005 at 10:56 am

    Haha. That was hiliarious! You never fail to crack me up. =)

  • 14. Anonymous  |  February 8, 2005 at 5:56 pm



  • 15. Anonymous  |  February 9, 2005 at 6:26 pm

    Haha.. thats def something created from the Jamie and LKY incident man… but this is less serious of coz.
    Btw, how come this ‘bugger’ got to ask more then one question? *ponder*


  • 16. Mr Akmal  |  February 11, 2005 at 5:15 am

    u r full of creative ideas…kudos!

  • 17. FF  |  February 13, 2005 at 11:51 am

    Hey, write something personal in the next entry? Love your spoofs though, but I’d like to hear about your life. ;)

  • 18. Shion  |  February 14, 2005 at 1:51 am

    Your blog not valgur enuff lah , but I still love reading it .

    As I always say , the use of FUCK is sometime essential to express a certain feeling and situation.

    Any one threaten you again, call me ! I’ll kill them all for you man !

    Respecto !

  • 19. cheeky  |  February 14, 2005 at 4:33 am

    grace: yes it did.
    Kwok siong: of cos not. Why would I want to do that for?
    Madish: hmm…, now that u mention it.
    FF: if u show me both your left and right eye, i will recount my life to you from A to Z.
    Shion: How vulgar u want?

  • 20. Shion  |  February 14, 2005 at 8:56 pm

    You don’t want to know yo !

  • 21. The Facetious Cap'n Intrepid  |  March 10, 2005 at 5:43 pm

    eh cheeky must go to more forums! not only that… must become senior cheeky in future some more okay? Then can become cheeky mentor when u more lao chiao!

  • 22. bugger  |  March 22, 2005 at 8:55 pm


  • 23. Anonymous  |  May 4, 2005 at 2:21 pm

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  • 25. Eskimosik  |  November 17, 2007 at 6:29 pm


    What do you think about this? When it happens?

  • 26. nardopsOptorp  |  October 29, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    Happy Halloween my friends! :) :D :)


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