A day in the subway

February 4, 2005 at 7:54 pm 29 comments

Location: Bishan MRT station
Time: 15:23 p.m GMT

Boarded the train. Found an empty seat opposite a babe. Some young Afro American-wannabe clad in hip-hop attire was sitting beside cheeky. His headphone was blasting some song by 50 cents and he kept nodding his head. It’s so loud, it irritated the hell out of everyone within the vicinity. Yah yah wannabe, we know you are listening to 50 cents. Yah, yah we know you want us to know what song you are listening. Yah yah, we know you want us to know you are hip and cool even though you have no idea, absolutely no idea what the fuck the singer was actually singing. Here’s a dollar, do us a favor, roll over and fuck off at the next station, will ya?

Location: Braddell MRT station
Time: 15:29 p.m GMT
Afro wannabe, surprise surprise, really did fuck off at the next station. But he didn’t roll over. Bastard. An elderly man boarded the train. Everyone fell asleep immediately as if on cue, including the 2 aunties who were yakking away just seconds ago. Simply amazing reflexes. Elderly man chose to stand in front of cheeky. Cheeky act blur and proceeded to stare at the ceiling. The ceiling got a lizard crawling. It’s quite a big lizard. Cheeky’s line of sight travelled along the ceiling until he somehow managed to steal a glance at the babe. The babe sitting opposite of cheeky gave cheeky a look. A look that seemed to say “Inconsiderate twag”. Hoping to impress the babe, cheeky stood up and offered his seat to the elderly man.

Afro wannabe, surprise surprise, really did fuck off at the next station. But he didn’t roll over. Bastard. An elderly man boarded the train. Everyone fell asleep immediately as if on cue, including the 2 aunties who were yakking away just seconds ago. Simply amazing reflexes. Elderly man chose to stand in front of cheeky. Cheeky act blur and proceeded to stare at the ceiling. The ceiling got a lizard crawling. It’s quite a big lizard. Cheeky’s line of sight travelled along the ceiling until he somehow managed to steal a glance at the babe. The babe sitting opposite of cheeky gave cheeky a look. A look that seemed to say “Inconsiderate twag”. Hoping to impress the babe, cheeky stood up and offered his seat to the elderly man.Cheeky: Come Ah Pek, I let you sit.
Ah Pek: Don’t need lah. I’m still fit and healthy.
Cheeky: No no, I insists.
Ah Pek: TOLD YOU DON’T NEED LOH!
By now everyone was awaken by the loud voice and was watching the spectacle in front of them. Cheeky whispered to Ah Pek

Cheeky: Ah Pek, you are embarrassing me. Why don’t you just be good and take a seat.
Ah Pek: EMBARRASS, EMBARRASS LAH! TOLD YOU DON’T NEED LOH! YOU DEAF HAH!?
Cheeky heard some laughter and chuckles. He whispered to Ah Pek again.

Cheeky: Ah Pek, please sit down. Please?
Ah Pek: YOU SOMETHING WRONG HAH? TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES I DON’T WANT TO SIT LOH!
More laughter and sniggles. Cheeky leaned forward and whispered into Ah Pek’s ear.

Cheeky: You left me with no choice then.
Cheeky delivered a swift blow to Ah Pek’s lower abdomen, away from the glances of the commuters. Ah Pek groaned softly and immediately crouched down for some support. Cheeky quickly helped him up.

Cheeky: Ah Pek, are you feeling unwell? Come come, quick take a seat.
Ah Pek sat down, glared at cheeky and muttered softly while still clutching his stomach.
Ah Pek: Si Gi Nah (brat)

Cheeky scurried off to the other end of the train.

Location: Toa Payoh MRT station
Time: 15:33 p.m GMT

Hordes of people boarded the train, all looking for seats. Seats seemed to be a hot commodity in Singapore. Too bad it’s not traded on the stock exchange. A middle age man standing by the door was digging his nose with much gusto with his index finger. He left his produce by the edge of the door. Someone handphone rang. The ring tone was a song by Ricky Martin. Cheeky felt like shaking his bom bom. An Ah Lian answered the phone.

Ah Lian: Halo, Sebastian hah. Wah lau, you not friend lah. Yesterday my birthday, you never call to wish me happy birthday. I told you hor, Alex called me immediately at midnight. Michael called me at 12:03. Richard at 12:05. You leh, never call at all. You not my friend olreadi lah……

Location: Novena MRT station
Time: 15:39 p.m GMT

More people boarded the train, including a few ang mohs. The ang mohs seemed irritated by the pushing and shoving. Cheeky was now standing besides a man who was only wearing a singlet and berms. The man was balding and has a comb over hairstyle. He raised his arm to grab the handle. This man has an overwhelming supply of armpit hair. Would be a good idea to transplant some of it to his head. Just a thought. By now, Cheeky was feeling slightly nauseous due to the smell of the man’s sweaty armpit. He made his way through the crowd to avoid vomiting.

Location: Newton MRT station
Time: 15:43 p.m GMT
The ang mohs alighted with a disgusted look on their faces. A few people boarded the train including a young couple still wearing their school uniforms. The gal was hugging the guy, with her head resting on his chest. The guy’s left hand was groping the gal’s butt while the other held on to the railing. They were oblivious to the stares from the commuters surrounding them. Cheeky saw a gal standing a few inches away from him. She was wearing a pair of black rim glasses and had her dyed brown hair tied up in a ponytail. A very cute looking gal. She fits Cheeky’s ideal look for a girlfriend. The next few minutes was spending admiring this gal from a distance, but alas, all good things must come to an end at some point of time.

The ang mohs alighted with a disgusted look on their faces. A few people boarded the train including a young couple still wearing their school uniforms. The gal was hugging the guy, with her head resting on his chest. The guy’s left hand was groping the gal’s butt while the other held on to the railing. They were oblivious to the stares from the commuters surrounding them. Cheeky saw a gal standing a few inches away from him. She was wearing a pair of black rim glasses and had her dyed brown hair tied up in a ponytail. A very cute looking gal. She fits Cheeky’s ideal look for a girlfriend. The next few minutes was spending admiring this gal from a distance, but alas, all good things must come to an end at some point of time.Location: Orchard MRT station
Time: 15:47 p.m GMT

Cheeky alighted. He turned to catch a glimpse of the gal. Their eyes met in the midst of the crowd. She smiled. Cheek’s heart skipped a beat. The train door closed between them and whisked off. The moment was short but sweet. It was good while it lasted. Cheeky proceeded to meet his friends.

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  • 1. Ah 9  |  February 3, 2005 at 9:13 pm

    Aww…so sad. i bet you found the groping couple more interesting scene of all. Hahahaha

    Bout the gal who u thought maybe got chance…it happens all the time doesn’t it? I think those girls got this evil ploy to smile/wink at guys when its too late to do anything. TEASERS!!! *grumbles*

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  • 2. FF  |  February 3, 2005 at 9:45 pm

    Hallo? You never finished the last story!

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  • 3. Ed, Edd & Eddy !!!  |  February 3, 2005 at 10:26 pm

    Heheh, that was amusing

    Had to ask, the ah pek really refused the seat?

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  • 4. Anonymous  |  February 4, 2005 at 1:33 am

    This was as interesting as the last story :P haha cheeky u got me hooked. And what happen to the last story? not planing to continue?

    h3lix

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  • 5. Lili  |  February 4, 2005 at 6:39 am

    what if i tell you i’m the black-rim-specs-ponytail-cute-girl?

    cant be lah, i don’t even take mrt. heh heh.

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  • 6. Claris  |  February 4, 2005 at 6:50 am

    Muhahahaha! The Ah Pek part was so hilarious!!!

    I could even imagine the whole scene being played before my eyes!

    Cheeky’s cheeks getting bright red due to Ah Pek’s
    constant rejects, which were loud and clear.

    And to think that Cheeky was whispering at all times!

    Haha! Good one Cheeky!

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  • 7. KwokSiong  |  February 4, 2005 at 7:00 am

    Haha, its really very interesting to take MRT nowadays. If you really look around you, you can get to see many things from a different perspective.

    By the way, the other time I took the MRT, I saw a lady digging her nose, as if there was no tomorrow. And the worst thing was that after all that, she took time to admire her nose shit. How interesting.

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  • 8. Anonymous  |  February 4, 2005 at 7:14 am

    I never knew there is lizard in MRT!

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  • 9. Zeomy  |  February 4, 2005 at 7:30 am

    HaHaHa… I just love visiting your blog! Don’t ever stop writing! :D

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  • 10. Anonymous  |  February 4, 2005 at 7:30 am

    Cheeky, ur day on the MRT so happening sure or not one? Make up the story?? haha… anyway still very hilarious and keeps me laughing at some point.

    madish

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  • 11. Bubblemunche  |  February 4, 2005 at 8:19 am

    I love the ah pek encounter :D!!

    More of the turn left turn right story leh ;)

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  • 12. Zen|th  |  February 4, 2005 at 9:25 am

    It’s funny how everyone falls asleep when the ah pek enters the train. Because I do that too. Only when I am damn tired though. Haha.

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  • 13. littlecartnoodles  |  February 4, 2005 at 9:45 am

    No athlete can match the speed and agility with which an Auntie manoeuvres from the MRT door to an empty seat.

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  • 14. Satin  |  February 4, 2005 at 10:20 am

    u r such an interesting character :o)

    previously, u mentioned sending out ur resumes for work n fun, so have u started working?

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  • 15. Daniel  |  February 4, 2005 at 1:00 pm

    Social studies in an MRT ride, heheh.

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  • 16. Missy M&M  |  February 4, 2005 at 5:22 pm

    Hahahahaha…….freakingly darn funny! I love the ah pek encounter…happened to be before also…
    Dun offer seat, ppl glared at you.. Offer seat, the oldies dun want…lao gui..

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  • 17. Anonymous  |  February 4, 2005 at 6:54 pm

    fact or fiction??

    pl

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  • 18. ah Boi  |  February 4, 2005 at 8:09 pm

    i kind find the story so…. MTV feeling… i dunno… a lot of people on the train… boy meet girl.. exchange glances… music comes out…

    oh yar… its that savage garden mtv… dunno what song issit abt also… hack!

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  • 19. Ah 9  |  February 4, 2005 at 9:17 pm

    At 9:45 AM, littlecartnoodles said…
    “No athlete can match the speed and agility with which an Auntie manoeuvres from the MRT door to an empty seat.”

    Agree!! time seem to slow down whenever the mrt doors open and the aunties dance gracefully among others to that sacred empty seat…poetry in motion~. :P *exaggerate*

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  • 20. snowystars  |  February 4, 2005 at 11:06 pm

    alamak … what happened after the close encounter with the gal with a pair of black rim glasses and had her dyed brown hair tied up in a ponytail??? will it be a good ending??

    ~sigh~ i will miss your post when i’m go for holiday next 3 weeks =(

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  • 21. kelnvb  |  February 5, 2005 at 6:46 pm

    “Di Xia Tie” spin-off?? You crack me up dude.

    Reply
  • 22. en  |  February 5, 2005 at 7:56 pm

    heyy cheeky. haha. i bet if you carry on writing the way you do, you might even surpass xiaxue and her writings. your entries are so damn interesting laa. love ’em hahaa (:

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  • 23. JanK  |  February 5, 2005 at 10:23 pm

    wah, your mrt ride so interesting ah. lol. i thought my mrt rides were interesting enough. haha. I liked the ah pek encounter.

    xoxo Jank

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  • 24. HunnyBunny  |  February 5, 2005 at 11:07 pm

    If my MRT rides were this interesting,i wouldnt mind taking it everyday =P

    boingz**

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  • 25. fiona  |  February 6, 2005 at 1:44 am

    aha , shit , the one about the ah lian cracked me up. but , do ah lians even use ricky martin ringtones ? i thought they would use 5566’s ?

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  • 26. Lili  |  February 6, 2005 at 2:21 am

    hey fiona! accidentally realised that your blogger id (2266666) damn swee leh. did you in any case ‘buy’ the number like how people do in the case of car plates? hahah!

    Reply
  • 27. Rob X  |  February 6, 2005 at 3:18 am

    I chanced upon ur blog today. You’re indeed cheeky and lovin’ it.

    Reply
  • 28. Ash  |  February 17, 2005 at 2:28 am

    Hey, your blog’s cool.. It may sound gay but i’m starting to fall for it.. Ha Ha…

    Reply
  • 29. Eternal Snow  |  March 9, 2005 at 10:25 pm

    Muahahaa Cheeky is so cute and witty…–>

    Reply

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