A Story about Him and Her

January 31, 2005 at 1:46 am 25 comments

He was an engineering student at NTU,
Who do nothing but surfed porn the whole day.
She was a business student at NTU,
Who do nothing but blog the whole day.
Both shared similar traits and characters.
He was obstinate,
She was stubborn.
He has a foul mouth,
She has a wicked tongue.
He enjoyed swearing,
She enjoyed cursing.
He’s a bastard,
She’s a bitch.
They were meant for each other.

They were next-door neighbors in the hostel they were living in,
But they were simply unaware of each other existence.
How stupid.
Like 2 MRT trains running on parallel tracks,
They ran past each other countless of time but never once langga.
He always turned left,
Because the dustbin was on the left.
She always turned right,
Because the toilet was on the right.
Taking escalator at the same time,
He always went up (can see upskirt),
She always went down (ZARA and MANGO located on the ground floor).
Taking the bus at the same time,
One always boarded the bus,
While the other always alighted from the bus (EZ Link no money left).

One day, while zoboing in the park,
The two lives finally converged.
He was wearing a singlet and a pair of jeans,
one size smaller, 2 sizes tighter,
Showcasing his toned biceps and perky butt.
She was wearing a tube top and mini skirt,
2 sizes smaller and 3 inches shorter,
Showcasing her D cup and long legs.
It was lust at first sight.
He with blood trickling down from his nose.
She with saliva drooling from the corner of her mouth.
He let her touched his big big muscles,
She taught him how to swear in Cantonese.
They made out behind the bush like they were long time lovers.
The made out went so well,
They decided to exchange phone numbers.
Writing it down on 2 pieces of papers.
They held it dearly,
As if they were ERS forms.
But alas, fuck the Singapore weather.
It rained.
They parted hastily.
Fate decided to play a joke on them.
When they got home,
They discovered the numbers were smudged.
Fucking turbines

-To be continued-


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25 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Lili  |  January 31, 2005 at 3:06 am

    hahah turn left turn right? i think your version more interesting. faster continue hor, don’t let me wait a few weeks again.. =]

  • 2. Anonymous  |  January 31, 2005 at 5:37 am

    Nice vector art and great writing!


  • 3. Ah 9  |  January 31, 2005 at 5:49 am

    Cheeky from Ntu? heh

    Must be a lot of stories from there…coz got Rose Garden. Hehehehhehehe

    Ah 9

  • 4. JanK  |  January 31, 2005 at 8:33 am

    lol… your story’s so cutesy. haha.
    She’s a bitch and he’s a bastard. awww.
    There’s someone for everyone huh?
    Quickly continue!! Can’t wait.

    xoxo Jank

  • 5. alice  |  January 31, 2005 at 9:04 am

    for a moment i thought i was reading the pirated version of that turn left turn right movie.
    haha. :P

  • 6. Zen|th  |  January 31, 2005 at 1:17 pm

    Sounds like an interesting story.. So what happened next? :)

  • 7. Kate  |  January 31, 2005 at 6:30 pm

    I’m coming in from Mr. Miyagi’s blog (glob). I have no idea about this movie (I guess) you’re parodying, but it’s a funny read anyhow. Ahhhh…young love! ;)

  • 8. HunnyBunny  |  January 31, 2005 at 7:20 pm

    Oooh a bastard and a bitch! Tian sheng yi dui! haha.. This story so refreshing, after all those boring “guy does not appreciate gal and gal dies in the end” lame tales. Can’t wait to read the ending! =P


  • 9. Floating Momiji  |  January 31, 2005 at 10:10 pm

    Ur entries r juz so wickedly funny man! Hahhaha!

  • 10. Claris  |  January 31, 2005 at 10:25 pm

    We can’t wait! Write the second part Cheeky!

  • 11. Bubblemunche  |  February 1, 2005 at 3:28 am

    I can hardly wait too. MORE MORE MORE :D!

  • 12. Fat Fingers  |  February 1, 2005 at 4:17 am

    i am waiting for the continuation…

  • 13. Anonymous  |  February 1, 2005 at 7:37 am

    Eh… the story like funny funny without the ending… Must faster continue it… Got head got tail mah… haha


  • 14. apple talks  |  February 1, 2005 at 7:40 am

    Hi i’m ur new reader.. i like the story!! more!! ^_^

  • 15. ah Boi  |  February 1, 2005 at 5:38 pm

    hahahah… hhmmmm…. pls do not tell me the ending is like turn left turn right… hahhahahha…

  • 16. Anonymous  |  February 2, 2005 at 4:54 am

    wah! gou crappy wo xi huan! *muwahahah*


  • 17. KwokSiong  |  February 2, 2005 at 7:55 am

    Hmm, Turn Left Turn Right with Singaporean flavour. Haha, just love the part where they held the papers as though they were holding ERS forms.

    Very interesting. What’s next?

  • 18. Anonymous  |  February 3, 2005 at 6:49 am

    nice casting you made up with.
    i’m lovin’ IT…

  • 19. cheeky  |  February 3, 2005 at 8:47 pm

    Ah 9: simi rose garden? U mean yunnan graden izzit?
    wagawaga: U watched that movie?

  • 20. Anonymous  |  February 4, 2005 at 5:26 pm

    Hurry up continue leh…can’t wait liao!!


  • 21. starishgurl  |  March 26, 2005 at 5:00 pm

    so what happened next…? (: hurry!!!!!!!!!

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