Great fun with IRC
January 23, 2005 at 9:32 pm 59 comments
Cheeky used to chat in IRC during exam periods to de-stress. IRC for your info, provide a great excuse for you to leave your brain in the fridge and indulge in some mindless conversations with strangers. Great entertainment values plus it’s low cost. Anyway, below is an excerpt of a chat that happened a few years ago.
Cheeky aka Mike: Hi, I’m Mike. Anyone care for a chat?
15 minutes gone and not a single person wanted to chat with cheeky.
What do you do in such a situation? You change your nick.
Cheeky aka Sexy Mike: Hi. Anyone wants to chat?
5 minutes went by and suddenly a message from someone called NUS guy popped up on the screen.
NUS guy: You think you are so damn sexy? Why don’t you go fuck yourself. Fucking loser. Hahaha.
Hey, come on. There’s no need to be mean. Cheeky just want to chat with someone. Anyone. Drastic situation calls for drastic action. Cheeky decided to change his nick again.
Cheeky aka Rachel: Hi, anyone care for a chat?
This seems to do the trick. Very soon, a couple of guys attempt to chat up with cheeky, er I mean Rachel. But Rachel ignored them because he, no she no he, oh what the fuck he/she was waiting for that very special person to appear. After a few minutes, that special someone appeared.
NUS guy: Hi. Wanna chat?
Woohoo!!! The dickhead has knocked on the door. Why don’t we reciprocate and let him in. It’s gonna to be fun.
Cheeky aka Rachel: Sure.
NUS guy: Intro pls.
Don’t they ever change their lines.
Rachel: 20/f. U leh?
NUS guy: Me 23/m. Are u studying?
No, cheeky is lazing at home all day scratching his balls.
Rachel: Yup. At NUS.
NUS guy: hey, me too. Which faculty are you from?
Rachel: Business.
NUS guy: I’m from engineering. Where do u live?
A few miles from Lim Chu Kang abattoir where your fellow friends are being slaughtered
Rachel: At Bishan St 23.
NUS guy: Ok. So u got a boyfriend?
No, but got plenty of girlfriends.
Rachel: No.
NUS guy: Yah, me too. Just dumped my previous girlfriend.
Hahaha, like real.
Rachel: So why did u dump her?
NUS guy: Oh. Incompatible characters. She was too possessive. I prefer a bit more freedom for myself. I don’t like my girlfriend restricting my way of life, u know what I mean? So what’s your height and weight?
Dickhead is clearly looking for a babe. Lets oblige his request.
Rachel: 166cm/43kg.
NUS guy: u must be very pretty.
Er… if you say so. But cheeky prefer to be called yan dao.
Rachel: Ok lah. You leh? Must be very handsome right?
NUS guy: Hmmm… my female classmates did say I resemble Daniel Wu a lot. I don’t know lah. I think I resemble Tony Leung more.
Someone please pass cheeky a bag. He needs to puke.
Rachel: So are u on a look out for a new girlfriend?
NUS guy: I don’t think there’s a need. I think I have found one right in you.
Make that bag a large one.
Rachel: haha, u are a smooth talker.
NUS guy: Gift of the gab is just one of my many virtues u know. If you don’t mind, can I know your vital statistic.
Sure. It’s 11 inches in length
Rachel: 36-24-36.
NUS guy: Wow! Do u have a photo that u could send to me.
Oh oh. How?
Rachel: u send me your first lah.
NUS guy: Ok, but after that u promise to send me yours. Promise me hah.
Promise your head lah.
Rachel: sure.
Dickhead DCC his photo over.
Haha, really look like Tony Leung. The pirated version of the pirated version of Tony Leung.
Rachel: Wah, u look very handsome leh.
NUS guy: Thanks. A lot of people said that.
Still puking
NUS guy: Now u must send me yours hor.
Rachel: I don’t have to. U just have to buy the latest copy of Maxim. I’m on page 12 wearing a pink bikini.
NUS guy: Wah serious? U are a model?
No, but Cheeky got a lot of model areoplanes at home.
Rachel: I’m just a part timer. Nothing to shout about.
NUS guy: Tomorrow, I will buy one copy, first thing in the morning.
I’m sure you will, you fucking piece of shit.
NUS guy: Can I have your number?
Of course. The number is 999
Rachel: er… I’m not that keen to give my number to strangers. Why don’t u leave me yours.
NUS guy: ermm… ok. My number is 9xxxxxxx.
Woohooo, tomorrow go buy toto and 4D
NUS guy: can I meet you in person?
Cheeky very shy leh. How?
Rachel: er…. Sure. But I want to bring a friend along.
NUS guy: No problem. Is she a gal by the way.
Rachel: No. It’s a guy. But u know him too.
NUS guy: u are kidding me right? What’s his name?
Rachel: Sexy Mike.
NUS guy:…………………………Chao cheebye!!!
Wahahahaha. See IRC can be so fun. However, if you are looking for a life partner or soul mates, the IRC is not the right avenue because all kinds of people with undesirable motives and traits exist in the chat room. Better to be entertained, don’t you think?
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Cheeky Times 
1.
Daniel | January 22, 2005 at 10:44 pm
oh my god…THIS IS CLASSIC!!!
great job my man..
2.
Lili | January 22, 2005 at 10:48 pm
hahahahaha! good one cheeky! you are either cheeky or cheeky. lol.
oh, i’m still looking forward to Dick’s 6 minutes Full of Shits.
=]
3.
Bubblemunche | January 23, 2005 at 1:54 am
He quite yan dao what, why never give him chance one ;)?
4.
Fat Fingers | January 23, 2005 at 2:09 am
hahaha
That’s really a good one!
i tried IRC before and didn’t like it. Too many annoying ppl there. Always the same thing.. a/s/l?
5.
Anonymous | January 23, 2005 at 2:18 am
great post
*clap clap*
-phoenich-
6.
Anonymous | January 23, 2005 at 3:58 am
U really cheeky leh!! HAHAHA Keep it going!! :D I am going to send this to all my NUS gal frens ..
NUS gal :P
7.
bLurrEd | January 23, 2005 at 4:12 am
haha…nice one man.was laughing thruout e entry..simply classic.
8.
JiEq| ^_^ | January 23, 2005 at 4:34 am
OMG!! that’s a classic! got ‘scolded’ by my dog cos i let out too loud a laughter n scared him silly!
great job btw =)
9.
snowystars | January 23, 2005 at 4:38 am
muhahahaha …. muahahahaha….. muahahahaha …..
this is so classic & funny. was laughing so loud my mom thot i mad! reminds me of my “young” days. =D
10.
Ah 9 | January 23, 2005 at 5:51 am
a lot of nostalgic stuff posted by u guys these few days….hahhahaaa….so funny. *nostalgia d^______^b *
Ah 9
11.
lancerlord | January 23, 2005 at 6:37 am
well done!
12.
ahdokboy | January 23, 2005 at 6:42 am
ahaha….i remember doing the same thing when i was bored way back in sec 2….
13.
Anonymous | January 23, 2005 at 8:54 am
so cute! i remember that is how i tricked guys last time.
despos i mean..
14.
HaPpY | January 23, 2005 at 9:39 am
ArGH!!! I LOVE YOUR BLOG! =)
15.
becca | January 23, 2005 at 7:36 pm
Great work! Hahaha. Love your smart retorts. You should ask him out, like ask him meet somewhere then dun turn up. I did that once to some loser on irc with my friend when we were bored very long ago.
16.
HunnyBunny | January 23, 2005 at 8:16 pm
AHHHHHHH!!! Cheeky, u’ve realli outdone urself this time! hahahahaaha! =D I love the ending!
17.
JanK | January 23, 2005 at 8:50 pm
IRC can be fun at times. There was once i remembered disguising myself as a man. I mean, online. So funny. A girl gave me her contacts. Her MSN address. Told me where she stayed, and asked me to meet up with her. So darn desperate. LOL. The NUS guy quite cute mah. *pukes* LOL.
18.
Anonymous | January 24, 2005 at 1:44 am
Cheeky, i have never read anything so darn funny. U make me laugh like crap lucky no one at home.. haha… ur posts are damn good, keep it going man.
-Sweetie-
19.
littlecartnoodles | January 24, 2005 at 6:26 am
Cheeky, YOU DA MAN !!!
20.
~jEsS~ | January 24, 2005 at 6:49 am
AHAHHAHAAA!!!
though i am a girl, i rem i used to trick despo in such classic chat too!!!
manz, ur blog mk my borish worklife interestin
keep up the cheeky side!
21.
Claris | January 24, 2005 at 9:22 am
so cheeky! so you!
and yeah, i think i did trick despos too!
but i guess now, people no longer IRC that much bah..
Friendster? Ha
22.
ah Boi | January 24, 2005 at 8:55 pm
i so quited chatting at IRC for ages… the only time i go IRC is to dwld songs… *oopppsss*
hehehhe….
23.
Zen|th | January 24, 2005 at 10:06 pm
Hahaha. You certainly showed that guy how a chat on IRC should go.
There are lots of people like that in IRC which really pisses me off. Nobody goes on IRC nowadays anyway.
24.
michelle | January 25, 2005 at 7:11 am
haha. so cool.
did that really happen or u wrote urself one?
25.
Natsu の Umi | January 27, 2005 at 1:48 am
Bravo!
26.
Wei Hao | January 27, 2005 at 3:52 am
hey cheeky, ure really cheeky! had me in fits of laughter the entire time while reading the post.
27.
Yuki | January 27, 2005 at 6:44 am
You good.
Haha, a very neat trick.
Between, that NUS guy picture reminds me of Bubblemunche….
28.
Shuhui | January 27, 2005 at 6:19 pm
Haha…Ur entries make my day! Sighz…suddenly feel so sad that I’m fr NUS! (provided that the NUS guy gave “accurate” info) ;p
29.
Angela | January 27, 2005 at 10:38 pm
I started laughing out loud uncontrollably. AT WORK. eahheahaeaeh, brought back sooo many memories of those naive and silly days of lame chatting…
30.
maddie | January 28, 2005 at 12:46 am
oh bloody hell i caught myself sniggering away during class, my teacher’s not amused. mind if i linked you up?
31.
cheeky | January 28, 2005 at 4:24 am
bubble: eh.. if u say so
fingers:i agree
soccersalvaged: we all did that one time or another
jank: the gal darn despo sia
waga: me too. But now not safe olreadi
zen|th: i agree. irc not much kick now
michelle: haha, don’t have to. this kind of conversations are pretty common in the chatroom.
yuki: bubble better looking lah
shuhui: dun feel sad. assholes exist everywhere.
angela: yup i agree. pretty naive and silly days.
maddie: sure
claris/jess: hi five
32.
Linda | January 28, 2005 at 5:12 am
update often pls! ur entries are all so cheeky…. =)
33.
RazzleDazzled | January 28, 2005 at 7:53 am
woah that’s a good one! reminded me of my own run-in with a damn cheekopek in the temasek poly IRC channel. in the end i sent that fella all the way to jurong point. hehe. maybe you should bring internet bluffing to the next level.
LuLu
34.
Satin | January 28, 2005 at 10:40 am
quote “irc not much kick now”
guess it’s blogging era now.
msn doesn’t count, cos you can’t get to know people ‘randomly’, or can you? can’t right..
35.
Bubblemunche | January 28, 2005 at 4:48 pm
Yuki: Wah lau, I knew someone was gonna say that :P…. Haha :D!
36.
Shion | January 31, 2005 at 2:01 am
I always do that too . Entertaining . Normally I luke them out and kill them with my 9mm.
Ok, the last part is a joke , but you still are funny
37.
ting | January 31, 2005 at 7:48 am
this is certainly a good read. i’m hooked. hahaha
38.
neXa | January 31, 2005 at 4:57 pm
Haha Amazing…
Good one!
39.
Member 5 | January 31, 2005 at 7:12 pm
Haha, very funny! Haha…can’t stop laughing! NUS guy is… …-_-” haha…good job there!
40.
Anonymous | January 31, 2005 at 10:40 pm
Cheeky, I liked the way u messed up that guy. people like these deserve such treatment. I cant stop laughing when i imagine his face when u said that last line my friend sexy mike
41.
slayermetal | February 1, 2005 at 9:27 am
WAHAHHAHAHAHHAA.. good job. i used to do that and laugh at those type of guys… oh well.. miss those old days. Its better than watching Mr Bean.
42.
Anonymous | February 1, 2005 at 6:58 pm
just finished reading ALL yr entries and am i having tired jaws and stomach cramps. Boy, u r good! U are one talented guy. Please write in more entries k? This is the best blog i’d ever came across!
anabel
43.
Anonymous | February 3, 2005 at 9:13 am
actually i wont let that guy know if i am tricking him.. might as well ask him come out n then put him on “aeroplane” somemore.. totally funky!
oh ya, the next best thing is to add his hp number in some gay channels. ^^
LOL/LMAO/ROFL
hahaha
muahahaha
heeheee
kekekeke
*dies laughing*
44.
Anonymous | February 3, 2005 at 11:06 am
Mua….hahaha.. That dickhead deserve it! A tic for tat……he ask for it having being so mean right in the beginning! Way to go Cheeky! Serve him right….. Teach people like NUSguy a lesson…Coz what goes round comes round right back!
45.
esotericExistent | February 21, 2005 at 11:26 pm
Don’t know why but your posts remind me of Human Writes’. Heh. Great posts.
46.
stalkinballs | September 2, 2005 at 3:51 am
ExceLLenT blogGin!!! heLp maKess me deStress!! kP up the gOod woRk!! :P
47.
Regal Elite | December 2, 2005 at 6:49 am
Lan Jiao You Understand!!
Fucking Faggots.. U bloody chee bye.. Army Regular rite.. kan ni lau bu, disgrace to our big army..
CSM, my chee bye u understand.. so low rank..
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