A very kinky toy

Does anyone know what this is?

Here are some comments by its users:

“It does the job very well. It has caused a couple snags here and there, but overall, it’s been great”.

“It works well as I expected. It’s tickling sometimes but no big problem so far”.

“Compact size and ease of handling. Can be quite painful though if you don’t have the basic skill to utilize it properly”.

“My boyfriend was simply delighted with it. Our relationship improved because of it”.

“Works well and is very quiet. Does the job that is required. Much more efficient than the old one that I used to have”.

“Good ergonomic design for the hand”.

“Size – it fits into places no others would attempt to go”.

“It is well constructed, easy to use, the right size to hold in the hand”.

It’s actually a nose hair trimmer. What were you thinking about, you perv. Don’t tell anyone you read this blog leh, cheeky don’t know you.

Yes, cheeky has decided to get one instead of using a tweezer to pluck or scissor to trim because he is a lazy bum. All you have to do is to stuff it inside your nostril, push a button and let the toy do its work.

Cheeky is also thinking of getting the industrial strength model for his friend. Years of neglects has led to massive overgrowth in the surrounding area. Sometimes the friend, in between talking, has to open his mouth to catch big gasp of air to substain his breathing. Poor fellow. Cheeky is really worried he might suddenly collapse due to suffocation.

So everyone, if you have friends with huge amount of disgusting nasal hair, get one of this as a x’mas present for him/her. They will be very thankful. It might just save his/her life.