A very kinky toy

December 13, 2004 at 10:36 pm 12 comments

Does anyone know what this is?

Here are some comments by its users:

“It does the job very well. It has caused a couple snags here and there, but overall, it’s been great”.

“It works well as I expected. It’s tickling sometimes but no big problem so far”.

“Compact size and ease of handling. Can be quite painful though if you don’t have the basic skill to utilize it properly”.

“My boyfriend was simply delighted with it. Our relationship improved because of it”.

“Works well and is very quiet. Does the job that is required. Much more efficient than the old one that I used to have”.

“Good ergonomic design for the hand”.

“Size – it fits into places no others would attempt to go”.

“It is well constructed, easy to use, the right size to hold in the hand”.

It’s actually a nose hair trimmer. What were you thinking about, you perv. Don’t tell anyone you read this blog leh, cheeky don’t know you.

Yes, cheeky has decided to get one instead of using a tweezer to pluck or scissor to trim because he is a lazy bum. All you have to do is to stuff it inside your nostril, push a button and let the toy do its work.

Cheeky is also thinking of getting the industrial strength model for his friend. Years of neglects has led to massive overgrowth in the surrounding area. Sometimes the friend, in between talking, has to open his mouth to catch big gasp of air to substain his breathing. Poor fellow. Cheeky is really worried he might suddenly collapse due to suffocation.

So everyone, if you have friends with huge amount of disgusting nasal hair, get one of this as a x’mas present for him/her. They will be very thankful. It might just save his/her life.

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12 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Bubblemunche  |  December 13, 2004 at 4:01 am

    Haha, I’ve heard about this device before, but didn’t want to give it a try because I keep visualizing a Happy Tree Friends scenario :P

    I pluck. Quite shiok. MuahUAHUHHU :D!

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  • 2. snowystars  |  December 13, 2004 at 6:18 am

    hmmm … will this make ur nose (hole) bigger???? :P

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  • 3. Fat Fingers  |  December 13, 2004 at 7:05 am

    hahaha!! I think Dick can use that!

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  • 4. FF  |  December 13, 2004 at 5:23 pm

    Chey, i thought it was a vibrator.

    Bubs>> Ouch, doesn’t that hurt? Plucking my eyebrows causes me to tear already what more my nose hair!

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  • 5. cheeky  |  December 13, 2004 at 11:45 pm

    bubble: catch no balls. What is a happy tree scenerio?
    snowy: no, but it can open up a clear passage in your nostril so that u can breath.
    Fingers: i’m sure he need.
    ff: you are one of those perv i warn kids about.

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  • 6. Bubblemunche  |  December 14, 2004 at 7:27 am

    Do a search on Google, and you’ll see what I mean ;)

    FF: Hurts like hell actually. Damn, I hope I’m not into SM :P!

    Reply
  • 7. Zen|th  |  December 15, 2004 at 9:06 am

    There’s a machine for nose hair? Wow. It would make a good Christmas gift for anyone.

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  • 8. aLeXxiS  |  December 16, 2004 at 2:18 am

    wah.. cool sia! muahaha.. can think of a few pple who need this gift liaoz..

    Reply
  • 9. cheeky  |  December 16, 2004 at 5:34 pm

    zen|th: there’s a whole line of design for it.
    Alexxis: quick quick go buy.

    Reply
  • 10. Pushlog  |  December 17, 2004 at 9:55 am

    Hey where and how much u buy one huh?

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  • 11. ah Boi  |  December 18, 2004 at 2:36 am

    yyyiikkkeessssss!
    such a painful way of gettin ride of nostril hair!!!!!! hahahhaha

    Reply
  • 12. cheeky  |  December 20, 2004 at 2:19 am

    pushlog: mustafa. The price, dun know. Haven’t bought yet.
    wagawaga: it’s should be quite shiok to use lah.

    Reply

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