A little adventure

December 8, 2004 at 9:14 pm 13 comments

Hi everyone, yes life has been pretty mundane lately, so much so cheeky has nothing to blog about. That’s why cheeky’s asking you for your opinions on what topic to blog about today. So lets see…….

Hands up if you want cheeky to blog about social issue.

Ooookay. How about politics?

What about sex?

Hahaha, you people darn horny hor. Anyway, Cheeky shall blog about a little adventure he and his friends embarked on at JB when he was just a 15 years old horny teenager.

It all started with a conversation with a few other horny classmates. (bear in mind that the internet was still not widely used when this story took place)

classmate A: wah lau, the police raided the porn shop near my house yesterday, now no more goodies to watch already. Sian lah.
classmate B: yah lor, now Singapore very hard to find porn vcds leh. I went Sim Lim last week, all closed shop already. How, I still got a few titles I wanna buy leh.
classmate C: aiyah, go JB lah, JB alot, somemore so cheap.
classmate A: then lets go this Saturday lah.
cheeky: you guys should be ashamed of yourself……… I’m so disgusted by your behavior.
classmate C: why leh?
cheeky: my vcds haven’t return me yet, dare to talk about buying more vcds.
classmate A: sorry lah, I return you tomorrow lah.
cheeky: that’s better. So Sat on boh?
classmate A, B and C: On nah.

And so cheeky and co. met up on Sat. and proceeded across the causeway with a spring in our steps. We took a cab upon reaching JB and instructed the driver to take us to City Plaza or is it Holiday plaza (cheeky not very sure). City/holiday plaza, if memories serve cheeky right, look a bit like Sim Lim, not too brightly lit with never ending stories of shops.

Our hormones started working in overdrive once we reached the place, because right before our very eyes, were rows and rows of shops selling porns. Hallelujah. We took a few silent minutes to thank God and proceeded on a shopping spree. Cheeky truly understand how women felt at that point of time. We wasted no time in scooping up the goodies like kids in a toy store. Every shop owners we patronized recognize us as singaporean even before we started to speak, don’t know why.

After we were satisfied with our haul, we went to buy 2 big tins of Kong Guan biscuits. We took out all the biscuits, stashed our stuff in the tin and then filled it up with the biscuits again. We were like pro man. After that, the real challenge began. How to get past the custom.

When we reached the Singapore custom, there were 3 policemen talking cock nearby. We decided to take our chance and calmly walked past them with hands carrying the Kong Guan biscuits (we had a toss of the coin to decide who got to carry the two tins, unfortunately cheeky was one of the two). Cheeky gave a salute to our president Wee Kim Wee’s portrait as we went by. Haha, it was meant to be a sarcastic gesture. We never knew the whole operation was going to be so smooth and we cursed ourselves for not buying more. We were long gone before the police even had the chance to scratch his balls. All this talks about stringent checks at the checkpoint were all a load of craps. 4 horny teenagers with 2 big suspicious tins of biscuits at the checkpoint and what did the police do? They smoked, talk cock and completely ignored us.

Anyway, we gleefully made our way to the MRT and count our blessing. Strange to say, we never made another trip across the causeway to make more purchase even though we were not caught. Maybe because we believed that we wouldn’t be so lucky everytime. On another note, cheeky’s mum asked him why he so guai, bought biscuits for the family when he reached home. Cheeky told her he was filial mah. Hahaha.

This is just another story from cheeky’s growing up years, very bor liao right. Haha, told you already, nothing much to blog mah.


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13 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Bubblemunche  |  December 8, 2004 at 2:42 am

    MUahUAHUH!!! That was goddamn funny :D!! And I was wondering for a second why you bought the Khong Guan biscuits….

    Me think your bor liao post is absolutely brilliant!

  • 2. ah Boi  |  December 8, 2004 at 6:47 am

    hahahahah… tats super classic… and above all…

    SUPRE darn LUCKY!!!!!!!!

  • 3. Fat Fingers  |  December 8, 2004 at 7:26 am


    You were so lucky!

  • 4. aLeXxiS  |  December 8, 2004 at 9:47 am

    wooh.. heng ah.. last time not so strict.. once i brought in 20+ game cds, the police was standing up ready to arrest me le.. but after he saw wat a cute little girl i am, he sat down again and pretend he dunno anithing… PHEW!

  • 5. FF  |  December 8, 2004 at 5:53 pm

    Wah piang! Did you all watch it together?

  • 6. Jayaxe  |  December 8, 2004 at 11:59 pm

    You guys gotta balls man. Respect!

  • 7. cheeky  |  December 9, 2004 at 5:23 am

    bubble: the biscuits was for eating also.
    fingers/waga waga: yah, very lucky.
    Alexis: u are still very cute. haha.
    ff: eh… no, watching porn is a personal thing. Hahaha.
    jayx: a lot of my friends were also doing it, that’s how the idea of using a biscuit tin was circulated.

  • 8. Zen|th  |  December 9, 2004 at 7:23 am

    Wah. That’s really smart. Putting the vcds in the biscuit tins. Good thing the police were slacking off.

  • 9. littlecartnoodles  |  December 9, 2004 at 10:13 am

    When I went to Shenzhen a few months ago and bought a lot of pirated DVDs, my HK friend and guide told me that if I’m caught, I should “DENY EVERYTHING”.

    I.e. act blur.

    My friend is a police officer.

  • 10. Jessi  |  December 10, 2004 at 8:38 pm

    hmm.. hiding vcds in biscuit tins is a good idea ya. i had only tried wrapping up the vcds in some papers and put them in bak kua box, making wrapped vcds look like some bak kua. hahaha.. but also never get caught. anyway that was some years back.

  • 11. cheeky  |  December 10, 2004 at 9:28 pm

    zen|th: they slack very often, I fear for singapore’s security
    noodle: how much a pirated dvd cost in shenzen
    jessi: bak gua, haha, that’s another novelty idea.

  • 12. Li An  |  February 20, 2005 at 12:55 am

    You just gave us a new idea of how to sneak illegal stuff from JB. :P

  • 13. mylife  |  October 27, 2005 at 2:57 pm

    btw, its holiday Inn = ) i go there everyweek. not for porn though


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