Singapore Idol special coverage

November 29, 2004 at 6:26 pm 9 comments

Yes, everyone. It’s just days before the final of Singapore Idols. To get in the hoove and groove of it, cheekybynature as a hip and trendy blog, get on the street and ask the following famous people who they think will be the first ever Singapore Idol.

Yo yo yo, it’s going to be Taufik, no doubt about it. You wanna to know why? Because brudder Taufik has borrowed my favourite pair of white panties, the one with the lace around it, and he’s going to wear it on the final. Woohooo, go Taufik go, go panties go.

I ain’t goin to give a hoot who wins it. What kind of a competition is this without any Americans in it!

Oh, I like the guy called Taufik. He looks kind of cute and marvelicious, you know, chubby face and lovely smile. And I like his butt, so perky and firm. Oh my god, wait. I think my nose is starting to bleed. Someone get me a bucket please. Please, it’s urgent.

It’s going to be Sylvester. I recognise a fine cock when I see one. And Sylvester is one hell of a cock.

I’m going for Sylvester cause he looks like a fine chap. No, wait….. I think Taufik is a better bet with his singing, no, wait…..ok, I say it going to be Sylvester since he got lots of fans but on the other hand Taufik has his own supporters too…..so lets see…… damn it…..

I have no idea unless they take off all their clothes. I judge a winner by his er…size.

Are you trying to insult and antagonize me, you jerk. You know jolly well there are no cable and electricity in my cave here in Tora Bora……..Hey friend, I say, is that a roll of toilet paper sticking out from your bag? Could you spare me one? I’m sick of using my hands.

Taufik is my man. He got neat hair and good skin. Sylvester, on the other hand looks like he hasn’t bath for days. I like my boy prim and proper and clean. Oh, sorry, I have to go, the warden shout for lights out.

Oh man, how can your idol fights with our idol, alamak. Use your brain lah. But if you die die want me to choose, I choose Sylvester because he’s a mirror image of your country. Cocky and full of shit. Malaysia Boleh.

BOO! Did I scare you. No? Shit. Sadako is feeling very miserable in my well here. You know why? This idols crap has overtaken me as the scariest creation ever. Damn you lackeys, damn you.

Hello, my name is Ah Long. I’m a bookie from Geylang hor. Just want to tell you the odds. It’s 1.3 for Taufik and 1.6 for Sylvester. Hurry up and place your bets hor.

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9 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Yours starrily  |  November 28, 2004 at 11:57 pm

    HAHAHAHA… gosh! You never fail to crack me up! *crack*

    Reply
  • 2. miryclay  |  November 29, 2004 at 1:08 am

    haha! that was lame but damn funny!

    Reply
  • 3. FF  |  November 29, 2004 at 3:01 am

    I like the Mahatir one. Ha ha ha.

    Reply
  • 4. ah Boi  |  November 29, 2004 at 4:23 am

    muhahhahahaha…

    i like the Mahathir TOOO….

    hahahahahahahahahahaha

    wagawaga

    Reply
  • 5. snowystars  |  November 29, 2004 at 5:53 am

    whahahahaha … so funny ….. cracks me up =)

    Reply
  • 6. Fat Fingers  |  November 29, 2004 at 5:54 am

    hahhahah that’s so funny!
    i like the mahathir one too hohoho!

    Reply
  • 7. Bubblemunche  |  November 29, 2004 at 7:44 pm

    Goodness, you’re even more bor liao than me :D! Haha, my fav is KFC and Mahatir :)!

    Reply
  • 8. Jayaxe  |  November 30, 2004 at 5:38 am

    You should ask Mediacock to put this up as a special preview program!

    Reply
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