Cheeky’s letter to Agony Aunt

November 22, 2004 at 6:28 pm 5 comments

Dear Agony Aunt,

My friends has been dissuading me from writing to you because they think you are a bitch. I disagree. You are more than a bitch. The reason I write to you is not really to seek advices, but rather to seek an outlet to vent my frustrations. Life for me has not been smooth sailing these past few days. I’m saddled with problems on all three fronts, career, relationship and family. Sometimes I wish I could just fly away. Even the stray dogs near my place seem happier than me. I’m feeling bloody vex.

Yours sincerely

Dear Cheeky,

Me, more than a bitch? Why thank you so much. I will take that as a compliment. I truly understands the problems and rough patches you are going through right now. I mean with a stupid name like yours, who doesn’t?

Young man, the road of life was never an expressway and never will be. In fact, life is like the road near my house. Long and narrow, no U turn, full of potholes and lots of karang guni lorries honking their horns. It really depends on how you want to navigates through it. Any problems you encounter is akin to your car getting stuck in potholes, some big, some small. You could either try pushing your car out of it on your own, sit inside your car and wait hopefully for some free rides or just walk out of it and carry on the journey with your legs. See, problems in life are simple with only 3 solutions, don’t complicate it.

I usually end my letter with an insult or a sarcastic remark, but I’m going to cut you some slack and end it with a quote.

“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.”

Oh fuck it, I’m still going to end it with an insult. Straighten up and get on with your pathetic life, you spineless twag.

Yours sincerely
Agony Aunt


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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Bubblemunche  |  November 22, 2004 at 4:18 am

    Aunt Agony, she speaks wise words :)

  • 2. Fat Fingers  |  November 22, 2004 at 5:23 am

    yeah Aunt Agony is a wise woman haha.
    i love the quote she gave .. “Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.”

    hope you’re better now cheeky! :)

  • 3. Anonymous  |  November 22, 2004 at 5:38 am

    aunt agony leaves in her very own world… hahahahahhaha….

    waga waga

  • 4. Jayaxe  |  November 22, 2004 at 7:46 am

    I think this Agony Aunt is actually Aunt In Agony.

  • 5. FF  |  November 22, 2004 at 8:16 am

    Poor cheeky. Be more specific. Perhaps all of us can help and advise you.


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