Newton and other muse

November 7, 2004 at 6:45 pm 2 comments

Cheeky’s flatmate’s body is sprawl all over the sofa, snoozing away. Newton’s law of motion doesn’t seem to apply to him. Mr Newton said that ‘ An object at rest will remain at rest unless there’s a force acting on it’. In this case, a pig at rest will always remains at rest no matter how much force is used. Nahbeh Newton, your theories are wrong leh. Wait a minute, Newton also said ‘For every action, there should be an equal and opposite reaction’. Maybe cheeky should give a kick to the pig’s groin, Muay Thai style. Hahaha.

Muse of the day: Any self proclaimed cool dudes and babes when asked what is their fav sport, will always replied wakeboarding. It seems that wakeboarding is the must-do sport for all these fake and pretentious people.

Cheeky: May I know what’s your fav sports.
Dude: Wakeboarding lah
Cheeky: Why wakeboarding and not some other sports like table tennis or bowling?
Dude: KNN, me spend 5 hours in the gym everyday toning my biceps and muscles and you want me to cover it up playing ping pong!? KNN.
Cheeky: I must admit you have got an impressive six packs
Dude: Of course lah. I even named them. This is Escardo, Alfonso, Ricardo, Milecino, Gabanni and Zubarti. Pretty neat hor.
Cheeky: How about your girlfriend? What’s your fav sport lovely?
Babe: Wakeboarding lah
Cheeky: Why?
Babe: Why!? You want me to play ping pong in bikini hah. Siao leh you.
Cheeky: You could cover it up.
Babe: Nahbeh lah, like that how to see my cleavage. Got D-cup must flaunt mah.


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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. FF  |  November 6, 2004 at 8:05 pm

    Kekeke. You so funny!

  • 2. Bubblemunche  |  November 8, 2004 at 4:04 am

    Very true! Everyone seems to be into wakeboarding and beach volleyball these days…. Me thinks it’s a passing fad…. remember all the rage about rock-climbing last time :P?

    Then again, how I was I have a six pack to flaunt. Damn.


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