Interview with Bush (Part 2)

November 4, 2004 at 7:40 pm 2 comments

Reporter: Good morning President Bush, I’m a reporter from Singapore. First of all, let me congratulates you on being re-elected.
Bush: Why thanks alot bro. From Singapore huh, send my regards to your Prime Minister Badawi.
Reporter: Er… Badawi is actually the prime minister of Malaysia
Bush: Haha, of cos i know that, just testing you. Haha
Reporter: Now that you have been re-elected, what are your immediate plans for Iraq?
Bush: Tell you one thing bro, Iraq is like a piece of monstrous pile in my arse. Settling it will be very bloody and messy. But I’m a man of conviction and I hate doing things half way—just ask my wife Laura—rest assured that America will stick it through. We have had a puppet I mean a legitimate government installed there and we’re going to increase our troops.
Reporter: The insurgency is a big headache isn’t it
Bush: Yes, but we’re trying the soft approach too. We’ve been dropping large number of playboy centrefolds/posters in Fallujah in a bid to convert the insurgents to the mainstream
Reporter: Are you going to take a more consultative approach with the UN in your second term?
Bush: The UN is like my uncle Charles after he lost his balls during the world war. Lots of foreplay but no concrete action when it matter most. Nevertheless, I’ll clear my earwax more often and hear them more.
Reporter: With regards to foreign policies, how are you going to mend the rocky relationship with your allies that deteriorate with your invasion of Iraq?
Bush: Haha. The only ass I’m gonna to kiss around belongs to my wife. I leave such mundane tasks to my deputy Dick. He may be old, but he can plant an awesome smack on anyone ass regardless of textures, colours and smell. Hey Dick, come over here and show some love to this reporter won’t you.
Cheney: Yo, whats up?
Bush: Mr reporter, may I introduce you to Dick Cheney. The new spokesman for Revlon lip gloss and Oral B mouth cleansing solutions for the next 4 years.
Reporter: Nice meeting you, Mr Vice President.
Bush: Go on Dick, show him what your lips are made of.
Cheney: I like to Georgie, but I developed a severe case of ulcer after meeting Kofi Annan yesterday. It was a pretty rough and foul encounter, I kid you not. But it was worth it, he gave his approval to our latest proposal and plans on Iraq.
Bush: Man, you better take a good rest then. I wouldn’t want to jeopardize your recovery. We will need lots of your services in the coming months.
Cheney: If you will excuse me gentlemen, I’ll take my leave.
Bush: Such a nice guy, that Dick.
Reporter: I’m sure he is Mr President. One last question. If there’s one thing you could wish for, what would it be.
Bush: I know this will sound unbelievable, since it’s coming from me. But I wish for world peace and that everyone will forget and forgive past grudges and misdeeds
Reporter: That’s a very nice thought Mr President.
Bush: Thanks, it erase my phobia of being assassinated after I left the office.
Reporter: Thank you for your time President Bush.


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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Bubblemunche  |  November 4, 2004 at 6:05 am

    You’re crazy :D!!! Keep being mad, please :)

  • 2. Fat Fingers  |  November 6, 2004 at 8:51 pm

    wahahaha!! You crack me up!!


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