Men in uniforms

Nahbeh, cheeky received the latest issue of Pioneer magazine and realised that the IPPT system has been automated. Cheeky believes that this must be the idea of some smartass scholars in SAF who thought that this might let them score a few points with their superiors. What this means is that cheeky can no longer cheat at the sit-up station. Fuck man. Cheeky would like you to know that the last time cheeky tried to be honest in his IPPT, he cracked a few of his ribs when doing the sit-up. From that day onwards, cheeky promised himself and his ribs cage that he will not be a dumbass again.

On another note, cheeky was greatly amused to see armed policemen patrolling Orchard Rd in broad daylight in bulky bullet proof vests trying to look menancing (Grrrrh….) to everyone. Some smartass from the police (we have a lot of smartass in uniforms) told the media that this latest measure act as a deterrence to would be terrorists. What cheeky wants to tell the smartass is, Orchard Rd is already crowded enough, the last thing we need is for people with rifles to cram with us on the pavements and accidentally having rifle heads being thrusted into our arses. But alas, smartass never thought of this because his arse would be safely tucked away on a leather arm chair, relaxing in an aircon office and thinking of promotion no thanks to his crappy idea.

Seeing those policemen patrolling Orchard Rd also reminds cheeky of soldiers patrolling in the airport. Cheeky hopes that the next time he goes back to reservist, his unit would be kind enough to place him in such a role. There’s nothing like a man in uniform to arouse the interest of the opposite sex. Add a pair of Oakley sunglasses and a rifle sling across his shoulder and cheeky already feel a few inches taller than those ang moh. Cheeky dare to say that he had perfected the cool melancholic look to complement the whole package and is confident of snagging a few chicks in the process.

Lady: oh hi soldier, nice looking weapon
cheeky: careful miss, this is a 3.2kg state-of-the-art bull-pup designed weapon with a 1.5 magnification built-in aiming scope and a laser aiming device build to maim and decapitate anyone who piss me off. You wouldn’t want to get too near.
Lady: okay…, I don’t know what the hell you just say, but it definitely turn me on. Care to join me for coffee
cheeky looking damn serious.
cheeky:I’m sorry miss, but I wear my uniform with pride and integrity and if you think you can just seduce me like that and make me walk off with you for some sexual escapade while I’m carrying out my sacred duty in a bid to protect my country, my fellow citizens and my family from any impeding terrorist attacks, you are dead wrong……………………………………………………….. At least give me a few minutes to bump off these buggers who are patrolling with me. Go wait for me at the cafe.