The one about women mags

October 25, 2004 at 3:42 am 3 comments

Cheeky has been highly amused by some of the articles found in women mags recently. It all started one lazy afternoon while cheeky was chilling out at a friend’s place when one of the phrase on the cover of a mag caught cheeky’s attention. “10 steps to orgasm”. Wah kau, the horny side of cheeky prompted him to read it. The whole article was pretty erotic in nature and cheeky, in between readings, had to make a few trips to the toilet to recuperate. Since this is a wholesome blog, cheeky will refrain from going into details but this is what cheeky had learned.

  • Men are very simple species. They require only one step to achieve orgasm. (the writer is too generous, we only need 1/2 a step)
  • It’s the male responsibility to help their partners achieve ‘nirvana’
  • The mood and surrounding must be right. (you wouldn’t want to conduct the activity when your folks are watching ‘Ah Cheng’ in the living room)
  • Foreplay, lots of it. Advisable to allocate 30 mins to an hour for it. (the female is adviced to resort to slapping to keep her partner from nodding off in the process)
  • Food to aid in the process like butter, cream, Da Hua soyasauce, mum’s balanchan etc.
  • Communication. Feel free to tell your partner how pathetic he was and the ways to improve himself

Anyway after being enlightened on what a selfish scumbag cheeky had been, cheeky then stumbled on another article titled ‘I fell in love with my daughter’s boyfriend’. Wah kau again. What kind of a story is that. Actually there’s more. There’s the one about a woman stalking his toyboy and another one about orgy parties in the heartland. Man, cheeky never knew that women mags writers have such a rich source of imagination, they should seriously consider writing for TV and the antes are upped each month with mags trying to outdo each other with more outrageous and unbelievable stories. Cheeky also noticed that female mags always allocate spaces for cheesy contests like ’50 most eligible bachelors’, ’50 most likeable hunks’, ’50 most gorgeous people’ etc with the selected few having their poetic and artsy quotes next to their glamour shots. Cheeky would like to quote from one Mr Aw. Mr Aw said ” I only have one word to describe gorgeous, and that word is ‘life’.” Cheeky bet that the Talebans at Guantanamo Bay would be so delighted with Mr Aw’s quote that they would like Mr Aw to join them. There’s nothing wrong with cheesy contests, but then cheeky’s not in it so that makes it a wrong. Blah, cheeky has run out of saliva and would like to conclude with the following irrevelant thoughts.

Thoughts of the day: Does William Hung sporting a pair of sunglasses resemble Wong Kar Wai?


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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Bubblemunche  |  October 25, 2004 at 8:04 am

    Oei, don’t insult Wong Kar Wai leh ;)….

    Haha, Bubblemunche finds female mags cheesy, but enjoys reading his sister’s copies anyway :)

  • 2. cheeky  |  October 25, 2004 at 7:45 pm

    Haha, I gather Mr wong is your idol. But there really is a resemblance between the 2 when both had sunglasses on. Just a thought. Cheers.

  • 3. Bubblemunche  |  October 28, 2004 at 12:20 am

    Haha, actually, you’re right lah…. they do look alike :D!


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