National Day Rally

August 22, 2004 at 8:34 pm 1 comment

Wah lau eh the rally damn long sia, more than 3 hours. Anyway, here’s some comments about the rally.

  1. How did he control his bladder with all the strong aircons and the constant sipping of tea. Along the way, I noticed some audiences with constipated expressions with a sorrowful glaze fixated in the direction of the toilets.
  2. Performances and exhibitions are now permitted at the speakers’ corner. It’s a good idea because the only speakers there right now are the pigeons.
  3. Civil servants are to have 5-day work week. This is unfair. Being servants, they are already entitled to many benefits compared to us masters. A servant never has it so good.
  4. The audiences were an easily amused lot. They laughed at the slightest resemblance of a joke. Kumar will have them rolling on the floor begging ” no more aneh, no more, me got weak kidney lah” if he’s to perform in front of them.
  5. More goodies to tempt women to get laid. By now, they should have know that goodies alone are not enough. They need to be spooked. Begin by running a series of ads depicting sorrowful sights of single elderly in their twightlight years.
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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Anonymous  |  March 15, 2005 at 10:52 pm

    I like your No. 5 Comment…. I agree… women nowadays really need to get laid more often and get less tensed up….haha…

    Reply

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