Uncle

August 12, 2004 at 6:07 am 1 comment

I know gals fret about being called auntie, guys too. Not being called auntie lah, but uncle. Man, I’m still young to be called uncle, really I am. Why that cheeky little kid got the audacity to call me that. I’m not bald, no moustache, my face is still quite elastic, quite a cute face somemore (hey, stop vomitting hor), so why?

kid: uncle can donate or not?
me: oh, ha ha, I think you should call me ‘gor gor’ not uncle.
kid: wah ‘gor gor’, you very handsome, can donate?
me: hahaha, wah you got a sweet tongue hor, here’s a dollar.
kid: wah ‘gor gor’, you remind me of Tony leung leh.
me: hahaha, $100 enough or not. Come take my spare change as well. Hahaha
kid: Thank you very much. Bye bye uncle.
me: Ho ha ha, not before I choke you to death first.

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  • 1. Anonymous  |  December 18, 2004 at 11:54 pm

    Ur blog is damn funny!

    Reply

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