The birds and the bees

July 30, 2004 at 2:13 am 3 comments

When did you learn about the ‘birds and the bees’? (why is it called birds and the bees in the first place huh). I learned mine at around 13 back in the days when there’s no such thing call the internet and sex education wasn’t even taught in school. Any questions regarding sex would warrant 1 good slap from the teacher, 2 good slaps from the parents and cries of pervert/sick bastard (usually along that line) from neighbours.
So where did a poor, horny innocent boy turn to? Why his friendly local videos supplier ‘uncle x’ of course. Uncle x literally welcomed all horny people with open arms, man did I feel appreciated. I got to know uncle x from the monthly flyers he posted in our mailbox. He never fail to come up with interesting titles like ‘lust of the mohicans’, ‘topless gun’ etc for his videos. I can tell from his expression/gesture that he genuinely wanted us to learn more about sex by recommending many titles to us(reviews provided). If not for uncle x, I would never have know about the birds and the bees. Too bad I didn’t get a chance to thank him, heard he was arrested by the police in a raid.
However, once you start to know about the birds and the bees, your thoughts inevitably turned to your parents, and then you cringe, and then you remember about the scene of the dog and bitch making out in the park, and then you think about your parents again, and then you puke. I remembered walking past my parents with a disgusted look and mumbled, ‘you filthy filthy disgusting lecherous pair ‘. It took me quite a while to get over it but my impression of them changed there after. I don’t know how sex education is conducted in school now, but if you ever need some help, feel free to contact uncle x, heard he is out and back in business (with a website no less).


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  • 1. emily  |  July 31, 2004 at 7:42 am

    Your candid entry made me laugh. I was the guinea pig batch where they started introducing sex education at sec 2 in the science textbook…think it was chpt 13 to 15. The guys were all so eager for the teacher to skip the first 12 chpts. Female teachers were obviously embarassed and wanted to rush through the chpts as quick as they can but the boys wont let them. Questions aplenty! That was back in 1994. *chuckles*

  • 2. cheeky  |  August 3, 2004 at 5:52 am

    It will be hilarious if they get those fierce,loud and dour face teachers to teach the lessons.

  • 3. DannyWatt  |  February 5, 2005 at 12:10 am

    wah.. that was so long ago… ya i remember it was chp 13 – 15. but i tink i was sec 2 then. hmm.. 1994 eh? i was still primary 4. gosh!


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